Our computer technician, Greg, is familiar with
worms, the kind that replicates itself in computer programs. Never did he imagine that one day, in his stint as the Learning Resource Unit Officer in our school, he would be encountering (and in fact dissecting) another kind of worm, namely the
lumbricus spp., humble earthworm of the
kawayanan.
And why the earthworm? Well, it's because earthworms are true coelomates, and as such they have a body cavity that is lined with muscle on both the inside of the epidermal tissues and the outside of the endodermal tissues (gut). Coelomates have muscle lining their guts, thus peristalsis can occur independently of body movements.
We were studying the effects of different neurotransmitters, temperature and ions on gut activity. The wriggly-squiggly earthworms had to be immobilized first by soaking them in ethanol, to put them into a drunken stupor.
This experiment wouldn't work with the human ascaris because ascaris is a pseudocoelomate and as such does not have muscle tissue around its gut. (Not to mention that I think that would quite eewww, huh, dissecting an ascaris!)

L-R: My student (CL), our all-around-guy (Manong Nato) and our computer-guy (Greg)
gutting the gut
Lessons learned (among the many):
1. the bigger the earthworm, the easier the dissection, and the bigger the gut harvested (elementary)
2. the blunter the knife, the greater the number of earthworms that get macerated before we send for a new set of surgical blades (~_~)
3. dissecting earthworms is fun, especially for students who dream of becoming surgeons someday
4. the earthworms have to be duly anesthetized, before they will allow you to terminate their soil-y lives in the name of scientific advancement